Sunday, January 16, 2011

For free

I live together with a Dutch man. He's from Maastricht, the Netherlands, so historically I'm taking back to Belgium what was initially ours.
That said, Dutch people always try to get a good deal. It's their trader's blood, they can't help it...

As a modest Belgian, it certainly takes some time to get used too. Even shopping in the supermarket can be a challenge. He seems to have a magnet inside that brings him to the 'free stuff'. You know, those products usually have stickers on them 'free item' and in small letters underneath 'if you purchase this product'. So, ocasionnaly, he chucks a 'free item' in the shopping cart without buying the product that entitles you to get the free product.

When we go to the check out to pay, he just drops all the items on the cashier's desk and the cashier person always looks up when she/he grabs the free item to scan. Of course she/he inquires if the products that entitle you for the free stuff are bought. He always says 'no, but it has a sticker on it that it's for free'. Then the person behind the cashier desk explains him that you get the free item if you buy the product. What then usually happens is a discussion between my partner and the cashier person and most likely, he get's away the free stuff.

I can tell you that the first time he did this, I was shocked. I didn't really know if I should feel ashamed or should start laughing out loud. After all, we don't need all the free stuff. It usually ends up in the second hand shop.

So when I told him yesterday that I have a workshop next saturday, he said: 'you don't have to go and buy bread bags for lunch as I have some' and then he magically pulled open the cupboard and showed me these:
Here you have to buy 2 times 6 bottles of water to geta free bread bag.
We never bought the water but we do have 3 bread bags.

And he also took care of the aprons... although I want to alter 'em first before using 'em:
Here you have to buy six-packs of special beer.
We buy beer but not always this one.

I now know that it's a sport for him to walk away with the free stuff - he loves the look on the faces of the cashier desks people when he cheekily says 'it says it's for free' in his Dutch accent in Belgium. Sometimes they stare in disbelieve! LOL :)
For him, it's also a personal campaign to try to get rid of the free stuff they give with products in Belgium. In Holland, they just give you a discount instead of all the rubbish you get for free.

What else is on the free stuff list:
  • 12 small whisk tools for the kitchen
  • 40 mugs
  • 30 drinking glasses
  • 50 beer glasses
  • 25 cheese trays
  • 10 cheese knives
  • 4 soccer balls
  • 12 plastic storage boxes
  • 2 play boomerangs
  • 1 huge tennisbal
  • 5 inflatable beachballs
  • a pair of sunglasses
And that's the stuff he can remember...
Guess who's doing the grocery shopping around here? It's not me anymore...

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Ha! That is too funny - he sounds hilarious!

Thanks for the crochet link - I'm heading over now to have a look :)
I had a great laugh Mitsy ! But I would be so ashamed when I was there with him :)
Ik zou door de grond zakken als ik kon ..... pretty happy now with my own shy hubby :)))) Although it's great of course that you don't have to do the shopping anymore !!
That's brilliant, made me giggle, well done to him.
So funny, I can imagine the scene :D
He should meet one of my NZ friends who is exactly like this and always finds the freebie.
a boomerang? what an od thing to give away with another product. can't see it coming in handy to kill any kangaroos in Belgium :p
Hahaha, brilliant idea! I'll pass it to my boyfriend who's a big fun of free stuff.... although he'll have to work a lot on his accent :)
This is so hilarious! Thank you for sharing - it made me laugh out loud! :)) My husband commented - 'Your brother should live in Holland! :)', as my bro, although being an italian from Croatia, is exactly the same! He manage to get all the free stuff and best discounts with a huge smile on his face and using his trade communication skills. I'm more like you - I don't know weather to feel embarrassed or to start laughing :)
Btw - your free stuff list is stunning! :)) I guess if I show it to my bro, he'll feel challenged and open a private contest with your partner to see if he can do better!
hahahaha!
Hey Mitsy, can I borrow your partner's free-stuff magnet? I could use it :-)
I know at least more 2 nations that cannot be stopped if something is cheap or for free :-)
LOL it would drive me crazy
Ha, ha, ha! That must be in his blood. I couldn't do that thow it must be fun and chalenge for him.
...and I thought I was clever when I took a free cat bowl without buying the catfood! :-D I loved this post, Mitsy--it made me laugh!
That is hilarious...especially because we also got free stuff while living in Belgium. We didn't buy the correct products either because my husband would just put it in his bag! We just wanted beer glasses, so we would buy a few of the matching beers, but never the requested amount.
I've never heard of so much free stuff being given away. France does the discount like the Netherlands. I suspect you'll never have to buy another mug again. He should consider building an assemblage work to illustrate his anti-free stuff point! Thanks for the giggle.
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Kirsten Elise · 741 weeks ago

Oh how I love this story. Your humor is fantastic.
Just wondering - why would you need to buy a breadbag before a workshop?
Ahahaha! That's too funny. Those bread bags seem really interesting. I don't think I have ever heard of textile bread bags. I former Soviet Union people keep their bread in wooden bread containers and in US they just keep it in plastic bags. I am intrigued.
AHAHAHAHAHA!!! I officially now love you partner. Brilliant :)
OMG I'm Dutch, but I'm shocked too!
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Francien R · 741 weeks ago

Geweldig. Although I'm Dutch (even Limburg) I don't get the freebies. I think I should go across the border to Begium for my shopping. But I think i don't dare to comment if the cashier says I have to buy the stuff that goes with it. So I'll probably end up with groceries I don;t want/need, and freebies I don't want/need.

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